The Sunday Drive - 03/29/2026 Edition [#208]
Musings and Meanderings of a Financial Provocateur
šš¼ Hello friends! Letās enjoy another Sunday Drive around the internet.
š¶ Vibin'
Markets are trying to process and price the uncertainties coming from the current conflict with Iran, in particular the knock-on effects of an extended closure of the Strait of Hormuz. What happens in that particular piece of geography over the coming weeks and months is a major pressure point for the global economy.
With that in mind, this week Iām vibinā to the 1982 collaboration of Queen and David Bowie, Under Pressure, because thatās how investors, policy makers, and pretty much everyone are likely feeling these last few weeks.
š Ā Quote of the Weekā
āYou can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.ā
ā Dale Carnegie
š Ā Chart of the Week
Down But Not (Washed) Out
The S&P 500 closed last week at yet another year-to-date low, extending what is now its longest weekly losing streak since the 2022 bear market. If your social media feed and the financial headlines are any indication, youād be forgiven for thinking the market is crashing.
But hereās the thing: the data isnāt confirming the panic, and to me, thatās actually the bearish part of the story this weekās Chart is telling us.
The Chart tracks NYSE New Highs minus New Lows, plotted beneath the S&P 500 going back 10 years. Thereāve been four prior episodes where this breadth indicator crashed to deeply negative readings: the COVID collapse, the 2022 rate shock bear market, the 2023 growth scare, and the 2025 correction. Each of those red spikes downward corresponded with genuine, capitulation-level selling, the kind of indiscriminate, get-me-out-at-any-price washout that, historically, sets up powerful recoveries.
The S&P 500 is down 7% year-to-date.
Now look at the circled reading on the far right of the Chart. Thatās where we are today: +11.
Not deeply negative. Not a washout. Not capitulation.
The distinction matters enormously. Feeling oversold and being oversold are two very different things. The market can absolutely bounce from here, and may well do so. But in my opinion, the breadth evidence is not yet consistent with a durable bottom. Prior lows that stuck were accompanied by breadth readings that looked far worse than what weāre seeing now. We havenāt seen that kind of broad-based, indiscriminate selling yet.
Thereās more. Return dispersion across S&P 500 stocks has surged to more than 5 standard deviations above its long-term average, a level only seen during the Dot-Com crash, the Global Financial Crisis, and the COVID reopening. That kind of internal fragmentation is more characteristic of a market still searching for its footing than one that has found it.
Meanwhile, the Equal Weight S&P 500 and the Russell 2000 are barely clinging to their 200-day moving averages, while the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq have already slipped below theirs. The divergence between cap-weighted and equal-weighted indices is telling us something: this isnāt just a big-cap problem, but large caps are making it look worse than the average stock experience.
The macro backdrop isnāt helping. Volatility is elevated, though not extremely so, across all major asset classes simultaneously: equities, bonds, currencies, commodities. That kind of cross-asset volatility is unusual and typically signals that investors are repositioning broadly, not just rotating within equities.
The Takeaway: Sentiment is bearish. The headlines are scary. The losses are real. But the breadth data is telling us that the market hasnāt yet experienced the kind of panic-driven washout that typically marks a durable low. That doesnāt mean we canāt rally from here; markets do what they want. It means that investors looking for an āall clearā signal should probably wait for the data to confirm what the headlines are already screaming.
As Iāve said before, when you least expect it, expect it. The market has a way of delivering the most pain to the most people. Right now, it feels like many investors are positioned for a quick recovery. That alone gives me pause.
Patience, not panic. But not complacency either.
Source: YCharts | The Chart Report | Ned Davis Research
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šš¼ Parting Thought
Umm⦠Tiger, it might be time to let someone else do the driving from now on.
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āI hope you have a relaxing weekend and a great week ahead. See you next Sunday...
Your faithful financial provocateur,
-Mikeā
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